i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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