he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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