shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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