I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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