The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Randomize
