I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Some one left their pants in the elevator.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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