Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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