What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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