If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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