do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize