your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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