North Korea, Best Korea!
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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