She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
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