No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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