the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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