You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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