why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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