Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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