She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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