Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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