i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
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Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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