Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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