i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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