Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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