Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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