its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Did you just see the Batmobile???
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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