yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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