just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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