she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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