You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
