He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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