I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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