you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
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