some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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