your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Your mouth is God's brothel.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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