Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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