I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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