He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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