i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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