In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
