btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
