I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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