Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Randomize
