what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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