So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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