This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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