I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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