Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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