dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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