and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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