he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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