I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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