Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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