Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Randomize
